Recent headline:
Cops kill cougar on North Side [Chi Trib]
Expected subhead:
Divorcee, 43, slain while leaving John Barleycorn with DePaul Sig Ep, 19
Actual subhead:
Neighborhood stunned as animal cornered, shot in back alley
Elsewhere, this.
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What do you call the male equivalent of a cougar?
A guy.
Male equivalent... "Sugar Daddy"
Elsewhere, this:
Apr. 12, 1:54 a.m.
Lebanon Street
Hanover Police responded to a “stray beaver” call. The beaver was subsequently struck by a car.
http://thedartmouth.com/2008/04/24/news/blotter/
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