Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Double take

Recent headline:
Cops kill cougar on North Side [Chi Trib]

Expected subhead:
Divorcee, 43, slain while leaving John Barleycorn with DePaul Sig Ep, 19

Actual subhead:
Neighborhood stunned as animal cornered, shot in back alley

Elsewhere, this.


Eucalyptusgal said...

What do you call the male equivalent of a cougar?

Ben said...

A guy.

Anonymous said...

Male equivalent... "Sugar Daddy"

Lisa212 said...

Elsewhere, this:

Apr. 12, 1:54 a.m.

Lebanon Street

Hanover Police responded to a “stray beaver” call. The beaver was subsequently struck by a car.