Pounding his fist on the lectern of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's former congregation, the Trinity United Church of Christ, Rev. Eddie James loudly demanded that the United States immediately adopt a wholly Borat-based domestic agenda, thundering that women should pull plows and live in cages, homosexuals should be required to wear blue hats, Jews should be thrown down wells, beer should be replaced by Kazakh wine made of fermented horse urine, and Americans should pursue only the four traditional leisure pastimes of disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
Rev. James then enthusiastically endorsed the presidential candidacy of Sen. Barack Obama.