...some of his puns: "Are you Hungary?" "Yes, Siam, Iran here." "Then Russia to the table and I'll Fiji." "Put the Greece in Japan and the Turkey on the China." "Sweden my coffee and Denmark my bill." "You can write a Czech, that's Finn with me." "I don't like your front door, is there a Norway out?"
I'm reminded of that old chestnut by my latest Flavorpill writeup, found here. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, and have no aversion to gratuitous kitsch, you could do worse.
Editor's note: a fuller version of the international pun routine is found here.