- I have heard your cries of woe.
- I have succumbed to the underwhelming pressure.
- I am advised that Eric Berlin is not doing it, and someone has to.
- I am grudgingly willing to sacrifice a measure of my admittedly copious free time.
- At the Commissioner's recommendation, I have already strapped on the leather and am holding on tight for the madcap excitement that the LL will deliver with hellbound fury upon my mortal soul anyway, so why not.
- In short, I am blogging LearnedLeague Season 54.