The three finalists for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest from the other day:
1. "I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."
2. "Actually, the preferred term is 'adventure surgery.' "
3. "Well, you are sixty per cent water."
You can vote for your favorite here.
Angry letters about the selection process should be directed to The New Yorker, 4 Times Square, New York, NY 10036.