
[Chicago Tribune]
Former Alaska senator and low-profile presidential candidate Mike Gravel would go on to dispense more campaign-trail wisdom to America's children.
Gravel tells kids: reading is for losers
Gravel tells kids: you don't need a license to drive a golf cart
Gravel tells kids: there's probably money in your mom's purse
Gravel tells kids: that 14-year-old who slept with his teacher is my hero
Gravel tells kids: I can kick your ass in Madden NFL 08
Gravel tells kids: get it out of your system before you can be tried as an adult
Gravel tells kids: no occasionally means yes
Gravel tells kids: the Toyota Camry is the easiest car to hotwire
Gravel tells kids: Bono is so gay
Gravel tells kids: when you use pot over alcohol, please invite me
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