Just For Laughs: He shoots, he scores

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Nick Swardson killed at the Vic Theatre last night during the Just For Laughs Chicago comedy festival.  I particularly liked this story:

My agent calls me a few years ago and says he's having people over.  So I go to his house and I'm hanging out, having a beer.  A teenage kid comes up to me and says, "Hey, weren't you in Blades of Glory?"  I say yeah.  He goes, "Say that line!"  I'm like, "Sorry?"  He goes, "You know... 'I want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.' "  So I say it.  He goes, "No, say it like you said it in the movie!"  I'm like, "What?!" but I say it like I said it in the movie.  Then he goes, "Say that other line:  'I want to wear your gold medal naked.' "  So I say it.  And he goes, "No, say it like you said it in the movie!"  So I say it like I said it in the movie.  He's like, "Awesome" and he walks away. I turn to my agent and I go "Who was that kid?" and my agent says, "We just signed him. He's going to be the biggest thing in the NHL. His name is Patrick Kane."