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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Double take

Recent headline:
Cops kill cougar on North Side [Chi Trib]

Expected subhead:
Divorcee, 43, slain while leaving John Barleycorn with DePaul Sig Ep, 19

Actual subhead:
Neighborhood stunned as animal cornered, shot in back alley

Elsewhere, this.
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4 comments:

  1. EucalyptusgalApril 16, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    What do you call the male equivalent of a cougar?

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  2. BenApril 16, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    A guy.

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  3. AnonymousApril 16, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    Male equivalent... "Sugar Daddy"

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  4. Lisa212May 7, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    Elsewhere, this:

    Apr. 12, 1:54 a.m.

    Lebanon Street

    Hanover Police responded to a “stray beaver” call. The beaver was subsequently struck by a car.

    http://thedartmouth.com/2008/04/24/news/blotter/

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